Your Character’s Name: Dicksword Dragonfucker

Your race: Redguard

Hours played: My wife hasn’t given away the xbox, nor have I had a Pikachu fit.

Your favourite skill: One-Handed

Your favourite weapon: Refined Falmer War Axe

Your favourite spell: I don’t mess with that fancy fairy shit much

Your favourite Shout: FUS. It’s the only one i know. It can kill torch bugs and moths.

Your favourite ability: To kick kettles, tankards and cast iron pots around while people are trying to discuss important business at the table.

Your favourite in-game activity: Clearing Dungeons

Your favourite town: Whiterun. I like the architecture

Your favourite Companion(s): Lydia. When I said “Wait over there..” she did… And then the giant homerunned her into the air.

Your favourite site/monument: The stonehengey one with a gated staircase and the usual bear eagle snake puzzle, because i literally stumbled into it.

Your favourite NPC(s): Derpeethus. I left him fighting with lydia, and she was gone for two days.

Your favourite faction: Imperials. Because they’re too many to fuck with.

Your favourite book: the ones that cost a lot

Your favourite moment so far: killing the second dragon. I wasn’t prepared, all i had was a mace, but yes, i killeth it.